Press Release Summary = Given the choice where to sit at a dinner party, wedding , or even a wake, I prefer not to be exposed to a golfer or fisherman for the duration of the occasion. Though an avid golfer and love to get away fishing whenever possible, I always attract golfers and fisherman with incredibly exaggerated experiences in their sport.
Press Release Body = Golfers And Fisherman Both Great Exaggerators Of The Facts Given the choice where to sit at a dinner party, wedding , or even a wake, I prefer not to be exposed to a golfer or fisherman for the duration of the occasion. Though an avid golfer and love to get away fishing whenever possible, I always attract golfers and fisherman with incredibly exaggerated experiences in their sport. Listen to this:
Golfer: I hit the ball great today, shot 80. Just couldn\'t putt. Had five 3 putts and lost a ball on the 18th
The real version: He had five 3 putts. He also had seven 1 putts. 5 of which were twenty feet or longer, sculled a bunker shot into the hole for a par when he was looking at a double at best.
One of the greens hit in regulation was the result of an approach shot that hit so wide it bounced off the tyre of a buggy on the next tee and landed meters back onto the green.
The lost ball on the 18th was an airmailed wedge from 75 meters dead center of the fairway. Missed a quarter acre green, and came to rest on the practice putting green, 40 meters away. (Nice distance control, only 40 long with the wedge).
Rather than retrieve the ball from the putting green, the ball was out of bounds. He played the shot again hitting a bladed 1 iron trajectory sand iron. This hit the top of a rake sticking out of the bunker, stunning the ball onto the green 30 feet from the hole.
The putt was about 13 on the stimpmeter straight down hill. Double break of about six feet. The ball was going so hard when it went in, that if it missed he would have had that sand iron approach shot all over again. Based on his personal perception, he only needs to tidy up those 3 putts to shoot around par!
Individual delusional perception can be perfected. Now listen to this fisherman\'s story in the pub: ”Filled the boat up with fish, ran out of bait, only reason we came home.” The real story, two guys go fishing in a canoe. They\'re as bad paddling as they are fishing. A cruiser sails by, and the wash results in them capsizing. All possessions including fishing lines and bait go straight to the bottom.
They right the canoe but can\'t board because they\'re hopeless. As they swim towards the shore pushing the canoe, a local fishing trawler goes to their assistance. The fisherman attempt to get on board the trawler. Whilst attempting to board, one grabs a full basket of fish as a handle. The basket tips over and 400 kilos of fish cascade down into the canoe and sinks it.
They get home and tell the wife: “got pretty rough out there today, only reason we came home early!” There\'s more at www.golf-swing-success.com
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